Sunday, March 31, 2019

Guilty as charged....but repentant

Paula and I and a handful of friends and relatives traveled to Turks and Caicos recently, and had a great time kiteboarding (including in the moonlight) as well as swimming in the ocean and being lazy on the days when the wind didn't cooperate.  We stayed at a very nice Air BnB guest house at the home of a really cool British couple.
Their two dogs, Daisy and Hunter quickly got to know us and always greeted us when we got back to the house.
On the last day, my brother's wife couldn't find one of her sandals, despite looking everywhere and asking everyone.
She wondered if one of our canine buddies might have carried it off, and asked them, showing them the other sandal.  Daisy seemed especially reluctant to discuss the matter.
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Amy had pretty much given up on the missing footwear, commenting, "Well, they were about five years old anyway."
An hour or so later, while continuing to pack up, my brother found a sandal on the front porch, and figuring it was the one that hadn't been lost off, brought it in.  Lo and behold,
So, all was OK that ended OK, and Amy thanked Daisy for the return of the flip flop.
We hope that your shoes likewise show up, and that repentance is an active principle in your life also.
Dave & Paula

Wednesday, March 20, 2019

A Lesson In Etymology

One of Paula's Master Gardener friends once told her that winter in North Carolina was much akin to running naked through a freezer - it may be cold, but it's brief.  Even then, it's nice to go to some place warmer.  Put that together with a place where I could learn to kitesurf better, invite some friends and family (and especially if they qualify as both), and it can be a lot of fun.  So it was when we recently visited a warm place in the Caribbean.
Paula found a nice Air BnB that had a view of the ocean, and before you knew it, you could hardly find a place to sit for kites, boards and associated junk.
Ever try to stuff six kites, four boards, harnesses, and four people, including a former Peru missionary in a Dodge Attitude?  Ever HEAR of a Dodge Attitude?
We had several days of lots of wind, but then the Caribbean Wind Machine got unplugged somehow.  It finally got plugged back in - one evening around sunset,
which luckily also had a full moon and clear skies.  So what do you do?  Night Kite by Moonlight!!™ 
Quick!  Do the Clown Car thing and head for the beach!
It was a gorgeous evening!
There were already several people out kiting.  On later questioning, all finally admitted to alcohol intake.  
So, now the lesson in etymology, or the origins of words.  Those guys might have been tipsy, but our guys were clearly lunatics, or persons affected by the moon, which in olden times was thought to be the cause of much deranged mental function.  In this case, I'd buy it.
They quickly got the kites pumped up and ready,
and headed out on the bay, whooping and hollering and jumping.
I admitted to my lack of the expert skill needed for such an adventure and served as ground crew and the guy who would distract the police if they happened by.  Which they luckily didn't.
The participant lunatics admitted that this had been a once-in-a-lifetime kiting session, and even though it was midnight by now, they couldn't settle down or quit grinning for a long time.
 
 
I'm hoping for some more wind, though at a more reasonable hour.  Like daylight. 
Here's hoping that lunacy doesn't affect your friends and family, or that if it does, they have this much fun with it.
Dave & Paula

Tuesday, March 12, 2019

Progress!...#2

The Washington DC National Cathedral was authorized by Congress in 1893, and construction was begun in 1907.
However, sculpture of fine details continues, as does repair work from the earthquake in 2011.  In 2018 that work was said to be half completed, with $17 million worth of work still to go.
The Cathedral of the Sagrada Familia in Barcelona, Spain was begun in 1882, and maybe, probably, perhaps is going to be done in 2026.
It might have gone more smoothly if the principal architect, Antoni Gaudi hadn't been squished by a tram while crossing a street in 1926 at age 73.
The first structure identifiable as part of the Sistine Chapel went up around AD 599, and the whole thing was proclaimed finished in 1913.  Michaelangelo's magnificent frescoes were accomplished in four years, between 1508 and 1512, and he actually didn't do them lying on his back, rather standing on the scaffolding and looking up, which was said to be pretty hard on his neck.  He didn't really want to do the work, but was ordered to do so by the Pope.  Lucky for posterity.
So, you know, in the grand scheme of things, and considering other important structures of the past, we should keep our perspective about the length of time that the kitchen renovation is taking.  As you'll recall, there was water damage, which just screamed, "NEW KITCHEN! NEW KITCHEN!" It began with destruction,
including pretty much all of the sheet rock.
That was necessary in order to figure out the old wiring and replace it.
After that, the plumbing, framing, etc., it was time for The Revenge of The Bureaucracy, also known as Seeking Passage of Inspections.
We flunked three times, and each time there were new little things pointed out that needed done.
I was reminded of a particular scene in a particularly important  movie from the past:

Anyway, the inspections were finally finished, and the sheet rock was put back up.
The guy who did the spackling work was an artist, and I learned the Spanish word for "stilts" - it's "zancos."
Add some paint, and it started looking like a room again!
The appliances were delivered today and stored in the garage.  True to form for the project, the guy driving the van also took out the mailbox.  Hey, any time you get a new kitchen, you should also replace the mailbox, right?  Duh.
Though we are not predicting anything like the time it takes to build a cathedral, I look both ways for trams every time I cross the street.
We hope your kitchen never leaks.
Dave & Paula