First, you anchor some ropes to someone else's top-floor terrace,
put on a harness,
and get hoisted up to the big picture window. You hope the guy on the rope remembers to hold it as one of the many attractive (according to Paula) Colombian women walks by.
While trusting your buddies, you chip out the caulking and metal strips that have held the picture window glass in for years.
Meanwhile, the guys below remember they haven't had lunch, and share it with the guy holding the rope.
Finally, you use a broom,
then do something with a hammer,
and finally the glass comes loose.
Meanwhile, the really big stuff has been wrapped in cardboard and rope,
and goes out the window.
...except of course for having to stop briefly for a passing downpour (in Bogotá?! No!)
So, remember, if it doesn't look like your new king-size mattress is going to make it up the stairs, give us a ring and we'll get some Colombian guys to c'mon up and pop out a window.
Dave & Paula