OK, right off the bat, I had my reasons for the search; on the other hand, I have the right to remain silent as to what they were. Luckily for us, iTunes comes through loud and clear in Colombia.
Now, sure, you've got the Vienna Boys' Choir,
and you've got the country version,
and he was Cuban-born, so Jose Feliciano did it Latino-style.
However, as I searched in to the distant, fuzzy edges of iTunes, I felt myself sliding in to a different dimensional reality. The Klezmonauts? On "Oy to the World?" Really? "The Little Drummer Boy??!!"
And then it got weird. While The Tabernacle Choir tried to reach me through the time-space warp, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, John Tesh and Celtic Thunder flashed by, all singing about the young fellow and his rhythmic offering.
As the versions of "The Little Drummer Boy" passed 2,000 (I am not making that up), the numbers on the iTunes meter began to blur as they scrolled faster and faster. Suddenly, through the purplish haze, I could hear the guitar wailing. "No, no!" I cried out.
Then, all became silent. As in a dream, the sound rose from a whisper, gradually rising to an unearthly duet. "It couldn't be..." I thought. "No, really, it shouldn't be!"
And yet it was!
This part, I am not making up either. It was David Bowie and Bing Crosby, same song, complete with a reference to a video of the same unholy mashup.I backed slowly away from the computer, then ran to the fuse box and threw the circuit breaker. Just in time! The world stopped spinning and came to a shuddering halt. It was still Christmas Eve! I had a chance to repent and look for something else on iTunes!
We hope that your Christmas Eve is going better than this, and that, with family gathered about, you have a Merry and warm Christmas.
Dave & Paula